So she had to H.E.R.K. and D.P.S. whomever she could. Don't we all?
An S.C.D. was a risk she was going to take to fulfill all her Q.S.C.-s, although she feared the M.
Everyone feared the M. in that town.
But enough with that, it's probably getting confusing.
As she walked down the street one day, she heard a faint mumble behind her:
- Hey baby, want to see my B.U.?
She smiled on the inside, but she couldn't show him that, so she inquired:
- Do you have an R.D.F. to go with that B.U.?
- Who do you think I am? he laughed and passed her a C.O.D.A.
She just P.S.-d with W.I.W.: the M.!!!!
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Do It Yourself story example 1
ReplyDeleteThere was once a Marvelously Ugly Nun who really liked to talk to strangers. Her Calm Parents weren't very great Parents - Unlikely, but they were trying their best to keep up with the all the Tortures in the world.
So she had to Hide Every Remaining Kindness and Definitely Patronize Seriously whomever she could. Don't we all?
A Secret Co Dependence was a risk she was going to take to fulfill all her Questions Stories and Credos, although she feared the Mortality.
Everyone feared the Mortality in that town.
But enough with that, it's probably getting confusing.
As she walked down the street one day, she heard a faint mumble behind her:
- Hey baby, want to see my Beautiful Underneath?
She smiled on the inside, but she couldn't show him that, so she inquired:
- Do you have an Really Deficient Fate to go with that Beautiful Underneath?
- Who do you think I am? he laughed and passed her a Coupon Of Demented Anonymous.
She just Paused Silently with Wow – Interesting - Wow: the Mortality!!!!
Do It Yourself story example 2
ReplyDeleteThere was once a Midget Under Nowhere who really liked to talk to strangers. Her Christmas Presents weren't very great Probably for Underpayment, but they were trying their best to keep up with the all the Terrorists in the world.
So she had to Host Everyone’s Real Kidneys and Donate Potential Socks to whomever she could. Don't we all?
A Social Crime Development was a risk she was going to take to fulfill all her Quasi Secret Collaborations, although she feared the Mommy.
Everyone feared the Mommy in that town.
But enough with that, it's probably getting confusing.
As she walked down the street one day, she heard a faint mumble behind her:
- Hey baby, want to see my Bread Unicycle?
She smiled on the inside, but she couldn't show him that, so she inquired:
- Do you have a Red Donut Fork to go with that Bread Unicycle?
- Who do you think I am? he laughed and passed her a Christmas Organ Donor Application.
She just Preferred Sex with Wonders Instead of the World: the Misery!!!!