the rock

One fine rainy day, there was a shiny little rock.
- But i want to be in a sunny day, said the little shiny rock.
(gaah ok)

One fine sunny day, there was a little rock.
-Shiny! insisted the rock.

One fine sunny day, there was a shiny little rock. But why was it so shiny? because of the rain! (ha!)
- I said no rain.

One fine sunny day, there was a shiny little rock. But why was it so shiny? because someone peed on it.
Shut up you little rock, you can't speak!!

- Then what is the story about? inquired the rock.

Ah, forget it.