the lady and the little girl

Little girl: UUUh, what are those for?

Lady: Well there's a period in every woman's life when..

Little girl: Bullshit. Do they float?

Lady: I don't...

Little girl: Can I borrow one?

Lady: I...

Little girl: Oh, come on! pleeeeeaaaaseeeeeee...

Lady: You can't d...Put that awaaa...

Little girl: There! I won't get dirt on it, I promise!

- faint-