Wednesday 28 January 2009

the little girl and the man

Man: Hey little girl, do you want candy?

Little girl: Are you Belgian?

Man: Uh, no.

Little girl: Darn, I wanted to try that before you were extinct.

Man: I think my phone is ringing. I'll just..

Little girl: Yeah, yeah, just run away. Y'all do that, coward little bastards, go bake your own egg you prick!

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