Little girl: God, my tooth fell off.
Robot: So young, and already decaying?
Little girl: Oh no, it's normal. anthropologically speaking...
Robot: Booorrring!
Little girl: And then there's the Tooth Fairy. She picks up your fallen teeth from under your pillow, and gives you treasure or candy or something like that.
Robot: And you honestly believe that kind of sh**?
Little girl: Oh, no. But I can't let my mom know. She'd be devastated.

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