D.I.Y. story

There was once a M.U.N. who really liked to talk to strangers. Her C.P.-s weren't very great P.U.- s, but they were trying their best to keep up with the all the T.-s in the world.
So she had to H.E.R.K. and D.P.S. whomever she could. Don't we all?
An S.C.D. was a risk she was going to take to fulfill all her Q.S.C.-s, although she feared the M.
Everyone feared the M. in that town.
But enough with that, it's probably getting confusing.
As she walked down the street one day, she heard a faint mumble behind her:
- Hey baby, want to see my B.U.?
She smiled on the inside, but she couldn't show him that, so she inquired:
- Do you have an R.D.F. to go with that B.U.?
- Who do you think I am? he laughed and passed her a C.O.D.A.
She just P.S.-d with W.I.W.: the M.!!!!